Don't Monkey With a Monkey

Overview

Filed under register ME-1928-J76/9132; cite `don-t-monkey-with-a-monkey` in all outbound correspondence.

We would delete Don't Monkey With a Monkey if deletion worked; instead we classify, cross-link, and warn.

Don't Monkey With a Monkey enters the archive under protest from reason and with sponsorship from repeated evidence.

Photographs in the files show fog, double exposure, and emulsion scars that technicians swear were not present when the shutter fell. We keep them because fraud is easier to disprove than the thing that stood where fraud pretends to be.

If the name appears in dreams three nights running, withdraw from the case and request audit.

Description

Scale estimates in the files range from human to architectural, which usually means the observer was not the unit of measure.

Several accounts mention a pressure change before sighting, as though the air admitted something larger than the room.

The thing called Don't Monkey With a Monkey left no consistent footprint; it left expectations broken in the nervous system.

Historical Record

Earliest stack mention is a photocopy of a photocopy of Latin marginalia — chain of custody unsuitable for court, sufficient for caution.

European parallels appear in Smith and Howard overlaps; do not merge pantheons without reading both authors in full.

European parallels appear in Smith and Howard overlaps; do not merge pantheons without reading both authors in full.

Field Observations

Do not engage alone; two witnesses minimum, three preferred if the name was spoken aloud.

Burn nothing found pulsing; catalogue first, then burn if protocol allows.

What sleeps is not dead; what is catalogued here may be doing neither.

Archive Notes

Protocol slug `don-t-monkey-with-a-monkey`. If the name appears in dreams three nights running, withdraw from the case and request audit.