I Married a Shoggoth

Overview

Miskatonic seal ME-1919-O65/9800 binds this packet; duplicate citations must use slug `i-married-a-shoggoth`.

Field notes on I Married a Shoggoth read like zoology until the specimen looks back and the notebook stops mid-sentence.

Taxonomists at Miskatonic classed I Married a Shoggoth provisionally; the creature has not agreed to the classification.

The Necronomicon is quoted too often as gossip; when a dossier cites Alhazred, demand the edition and the translator. Our English paraphrases deliberately blunt the lines that injure readers who memorise instead of understand.

What sleeps is not dead; what is catalogued here may be doing neither.

Description

Sound, when recorded, has been described as wet leather, glass harmonics, or bees inside a skull; analysts note infrasound may explain some, not all.

Sound, when recorded, has been described as wet leather, glass harmonics, or bees inside a skull; analysts note infrasound may explain some, not all.

Scale estimates in the files range from human to architectural, which usually means the observer was not the unit of measure.

Historical Record

A 1931 Miskatonic committee voted to suppress photography; the vote is on file, the plates are not.

Activity increased after the Innsmouth embargo and the Antarctic expedition, as if publicity taught the countryside new vocabulary for old fears.

Earliest stack mention is a photocopy of a photocopy of Latin marginalia — chain of custody unsuitable for court, sufficient for caution.

Field Observations

If dreams arrive with the weight of memory for places never visited, terminate contact.

If dreams arrive with the weight of memory for places never visited, terminate contact.

If the name appears in dreams three nights running, withdraw from the case and request audit.

Archive Notes

Protocol slug `i-married-a-shoggoth`. What sleeps is not dead; what is catalogued here may be doing neither.