Something About Cats

Overview

Miskatonic seal ME-1931-M31/2019 binds this packet; duplicate citations must use slug `something-about-cats`.

Something About Cats enters the archive under protest from reason and with sponsorship from repeated evidence.

We would delete Something About Cats if deletion worked; instead we classify, cross-link, and warn.

New England incidents teach a rhythm: polite towns, old families, water or hills that smell wrong, then a paper trail ending in sanitariums. Something About Cats may or may not follow that rhythm — check dates before you blame Cthulhu for a Vermont landslide.

Cross-reference before fieldwork; cite slug in all reports; do not bring back souvenirs that pulse.

Description

Several accounts mention a pressure change before sighting, as though the air admitted something larger than the room.

Those who survived description speak of surfaces that refuse matte finish — wet, reflective, or oily even in dry rooms.

The thing called Something About Cats left no consistent footprint; it left expectations broken in the nervous system.

Historical Record

Game manuals and wiki pages from 1980 onward treat the name as franchise furniture; date your citations or fail the course.

Earliest stack mention is a photocopy of a photocopy of Latin marginalia — chain of custody unsuitable for court, sufficient for caution.

European parallels appear in Smith and Howard overlaps; do not merge pantheons without reading both authors in full.

Field Observations

Burn nothing found pulsing; catalogue first, then burn if protocol allows.

If dreams arrive with the weight of memory for places never visited, terminate contact.

The Library holds primary text; this dossier holds orientation — never the reverse.

Archive Notes

Protocol slug `something-about-cats`. Cross-reference before fieldwork; cite slug in all reports; do not bring back souvenirs that pulse.