Southern Fried Cthulhu

Overview

Filed under register ME-1922-N54/8703; cite `southern-fried-cthulhu` in all outbound correspondence.

The dossier for Southern Fried Cthulhu opens with a warning we did not write for ornament: several observers who sought direct contact ceased to file reports in languages the University recognises.

Southern Fried Cthulhu belongs to that class of powers the vulgar call gods and the archive calls liabilities — dormant, local, or oceanic, yet never domesticated.

The Necronomicon is quoted too often as gossip; when a dossier cites Alhazred, demand the edition and the translator. Our English paraphrases deliberately blunt the lines that injure readers who memorise instead of understand.

What sleeps is not dead; what is catalogued here may be doing neither.

Description

Scale estimates in the files range from human to architectural, which usually means the observer was not the unit of measure.

Scale estimates in the files range from human to architectural, which usually means the observer was not the unit of measure.

The thing called Southern Fried Cthulhu left no consistent footprint; it left expectations broken in the nervous system.

Historical Record

Earliest stack mention is a photocopy of a photocopy of Latin marginalia — chain of custody unsuitable for court, sufficient for caution.

European parallels appear in Smith and Howard overlaps; do not merge pantheons without reading both authors in full.

European parallels appear in Smith and Howard overlaps; do not merge pantheons without reading both authors in full.

Field Observations

If dreams arrive with the weight of memory for places never visited, terminate contact.

Burn nothing found pulsing; catalogue first, then burn if protocol allows.

If the name appears in dreams three nights running, withdraw from the case and request audit.

Archive Notes

Protocol slug `southern-fried-cthulhu`. What sleeps is not dead; what is catalogued here may be doing neither.