Yoo-Hoo, Cthulhu

Overview

Filed under register ME-1933-Q90/9110; cite `yoo-hoo-cthulhu` in all outbound correspondence.

The dossier for Yoo-Hoo, Cthulhu opens with a warning we did not write for ornament: several observers who sought direct contact ceased to file reports in languages the University recognises.

Yoo-Hoo, Cthulhu belongs to that class of powers the vulgar call gods and the archive calls liabilities — dormant, local, or oceanic, yet never domesticated.

New England incidents teach a rhythm: polite towns, old families, water or hills that smell wrong, then a paper trail ending in sanitariums. Yoo-Hoo, Cthulhu may or may not follow that rhythm — check dates before you blame Cthulhu for a Vermont landslide.

Cross-reference before fieldwork; cite slug in all reports; do not bring back souvenirs that pulse.

Description

Scale estimates in the files range from human to architectural, which usually means the observer was not the unit of measure.

Those who survived description speak of surfaces that refuse matte finish — wet, reflective, or oily even in dry rooms.

The thing called Yoo-Hoo, Cthulhu left no consistent footprint; it left expectations broken in the nervous system.

Historical Record

Earliest stack mention is a photocopy of a photocopy of Latin marginalia — chain of custody unsuitable for court, sufficient for caution.

Game manuals and wiki pages from 1980 onward treat the name as franchise furniture; date your citations or fail the course.

European parallels appear in Smith and Howard overlaps; do not merge pantheons without reading both authors in full.

Field Observations

Burn nothing found pulsing; catalogue first, then burn if protocol allows.

If dreams arrive with the weight of memory for places never visited, terminate contact.

The Library holds primary text; this dossier holds orientation — never the reverse.

Archive Notes

Protocol slug `yoo-hoo-cthulhu`. Cross-reference before fieldwork; cite slug in all reports; do not bring back souvenirs that pulse.